Get your hands off my Lobby Boy!
Isadora, 16. Aspiring astrophysicist and filmmaker.

brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

(via possiblypensive)

cucumberbatchin:

do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off

(via fake-mermaid)

joshpeck:

when your crush tells you about how attractive someone else is

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(via infamousgod)

a-spoon-is-born:

If I follow you, yes, I care about your garden, what your cat did today, the jewelry you made, that one friend who said the thing, i like your sense of humor, and also your selfies.

Also, heart.

(via flaireandsynch)

blastortoise:

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that

(via moistbottom)

priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

(via hotboyproblems)

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